Duncan from Blue, you’re on my territory

HEY, what's going on here? What’s Duncan James of boy band Blue doing visiting care homes in Macc? That’s my market.

If residents are going to describe anyone as ‘sweet and charming’ it’s me, mate.

So, hop it…I haven’t spent 11 years grooming these sprightly young damsels to be usurped by some young whippersnapper.

Don’t
get carried away, Blue Boy, when they said, ‘he’s just as good looking
in person,’ they weren’t talking about you; they were referring to
yours truly.

Great grandmother of 13, Joan Leeming, 89, said
‘he was fantastic’ and I am. So don’t come around here with your boy
band good looks and your gold discs. You’re on thin ice here pal, get
your skates on.

The good folks of Carmel Lodge Care Home don’t want child entertainers they want real stars…like me.

If,
and it’s a BIG if, they ask me to do a double act (like the Krankies)
I’ll send for you. As for your songs, ‘one for the money and the free
rides’.

What’s all that about? They’ve all got bus passes why
would they need ‘free rides’? You need to do your homework, if you want
to invade my turf.

You’ve got to be original sonny. I didn’t get
where I am today by not being original. These girls like their tea hot
and their men cool and when it comes to cool you’re not in my league.

It’s hard to take I know.

What do I say when it’s all over? Sorry, seems to be the hardest word.

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